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I never understood how so many people can claim to have so many bad encounters with the police. Personally every cop I've meet has been helpful and courteous.
Case in point about a month ago I was at the Buschwood country club having some mojitos with the Governor . Now personally I don't like mojitos (to much mint) but the Governor dose, he says they remind him of his Cuban mistress. Anyhow we're talking about the local regatta when A A Ron the man servant approaches me. Naturally I think he's here to light my stogie and hold so it out to him. He takes it from my hand and walks over to the rubish bin and casually tosses it in.
I say "Pardon me A A Ron but I very much planed on smoking that cigar." He looks down at the trash then looks back up at me looks me directly in the eye and says. " Sorry about that Mr. Trex I thought you knew those cigars had been left out all day and were no longer any good. I'll go get you a fresh one from the humidifier down stairs."
I was mortified. To think this young well mannered chap would have the audacity to look me directly in the eye. AS IF WE WERE EQUALS!!! I was furious. So I walked over to the commissioner who was sitting at an adjacent table. Told him about the ordeal I just went through and demand action be taken. He called up some of his local deputies and they escorted the offender away.
I found out latter the deputies planted some drugs and a gun on him to insure that he'll never bother me again. So like I said cops are great people who solve all the little petty everyday problems we all face.
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