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(...Just checking, OOC you two do know it was actually just a normal arm with thumbtacks and legos attached to the arm/ comedy chainsaw and not an actual chainsaw, right? >_>')

*Comes out, one nail still in eye, skull fractured, skin still burnt to a crisp, but his other eyebrow raised.),
...Oi'm sorry? *Oi'm sorry?* Ponte, it was just what... five minutes ago, so Oi've a *very* clear memory of you not actually *doing* anything for most of that match-up while Stroife and Oi did most of the work... and Oi have... a few battle scars of me own...

*Shrugs, then smiles, waving his melted hand.* Eh. For the first toime in awhile, Oi actually had fun in a match here in the UCA, and Stroife, Oi honestly appreciate the foight, and, although you're a psychotic motherfucker, it was a honest joy to face off against you.

*Turns and punches david in the face with his stump.*

You can fuck yourself, however. Now, if you excuse me, Oi've been told Oi need to be taken to the nearest hospital for numerous life-threatening wounds, but Oi don't feel-

*tranqed by Percy, dragged out by his feet.*
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.