LogFAQs > #882401261

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, Database 1 ( 03.09.2017-09.16.2017 ), DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Topic List
Page List: 1
TopicGood people of B8, I would like to come out to you regarding a certain matter...
ImTheMacheteGuy
07/05/17 9:29:27 PM
#27:


StealThisSheen posted...
Is it really that hard to lift the seat to pee and then put it back down? Like, is that the amount of effort that's finally going to put you over your limit for the day, and you're just going to collapse after?


I'm not going to lift the seat to piss in my own home because I live alone and I don't want company ever, and the public restrooms at work have urinals.

This leaves everywhere else that isn't home or work, which accounts for less than 1% of the leaks I take. In those cases, this "splashback" is extremely rare and on those rare occasions when it happens, I take care of it. Lifting the seat up every time I piss would be only marginally more logical (from a statistical standpoint alone) than wearing a kevlar vest every time I am in a public place (in case I get shot in the torso randomly)

also fuck sitting down. I don't want to get all of that horrible, dreaded, detestable splashback on various parts of my ass cheeks, inner/back thighs and scrotum...
---
This is literally the answer to every argument or debate in the history of humankind...
http://imgur.com/a/8xUjQ
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1