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Was watching videos of squatting toilets when I saw this gem:

OMG my poor knees. As an 81 year old woman, trying to use this type of crapper is ridiculous, undignified and unholy! I went in there and found that it was a triple seater. There was a hag that barged in next to me and whipped down her pants and started taking a diarrhea dump with such gusto I was seriously terrified there would be splashing. She was grunting and farting and doing something that sounded like preying in another language. Thankfully I had one of those masks in my purse to use while riding on public transport. I put one on but it did little to kill she smell. I had a bottle of Bvlgari perfume in my bag so I took that out and sprayed it directly at her. She started shouting at me in Korean. I said to her " I'm sorry honey but you need this more than me!" Just then I realized there was no toilet paper. Not that they were just out, but there was not even a holder where it had once been!!! I tried to ask Godzilla next to me but she just kept shouting at me in Korean! I pulled out an antique handkerchief I always kept in my purse which had sentimental value. I cleaned my ass with that and then threw it in the toilet. The woman next to me started yelling and pointing to the floating handkerchief. I told her next time check if the stall is free before you barge in and blow up the bathroom like that bitch!