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| Topic | Puked microwave bacon on my bedroom carpet |
| IHeartRadiation 04/13/17 2:07:01 PM #13: | Wariodorf posted... I guess you like radiation a bit less now. Turbam posted... You don't love radiation so much when it ruins your bacon, do you? Nah I don't think it's the microwave. I think it's more that my astute "halfwake in the morning" decided that microwave autocook is magic is poof instant bacon. Why it'd seem silly to have looked at the cooking guide and seen the "turn bacon over" side, but whatdoyaknow. Besides, the egg sandwich I had it with tasted moderately okay afterall, aside from the unchewable bacon chunks and the inedible stringy mass of garbage that resembled food as much as roadkill resembles a puppy. A delightful experience all around. Must be my cosmic reward for flinging the cat poop in the driveway back at those rascal cats who just loving pooping where people walk. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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