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| Sami1000 04/11/17 2:40:18 PM #8: | walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori "What?" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets oh fuck not again face gets red "Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now." "I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" struggling to contain my embarrassment clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit voice reduced to a mumble "have money please alterlier torti give money please game" "Are you okay?" shit breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph crash through the Gamestop employee's counter he's holding onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI" Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below 3 miles upwards now Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit my transformation is almost complete as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail --- What's cooler than werewolf? Wereman! ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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