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TopicChildhood dream jobs that are actually terrible.
Dash_Harber
04/11/17 12:55:31 AM
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Pro-Athlete; You get paid to train all the time, only to wear out your body by 30 and, unless you are the absolute top athlete, you end up unemployed and worn out by 35.

Astronaut; You have to experience some of the most intense training, risk dying every few years, and unless you are the first guy on the moon, probably never get any credit for your achievements, all so you can document how yogurt grows in space or some random experiment like that.

Paleontologist; Dinosaurs are awesome! Have fun searching for a quarter inch bone in a few miles of desert just to prove that some weird ass, unknown, dinosaur was left-handed and not right-handed.

President or World Leader; You make all the hard decisions, spend your entire career being criticized by everyone, have zero private life, get blamed for everything, and have to basically spend your day hiding out from assassins and death threats.

Master Criminal; You have to hide all the money you make and spend your entire life looking over your shoulders.

Actor; If you are one of the lucky 1 out of 1,000,000 that make it, you might get one hit and probably have to spend the rest of your days voicing over car commercials. Oh yeah, and you aren't allowed to do anything private, anywhere, ever.

Soldier: Any job where getting shot at is the norm, is probably not a dream job. Another career where you spend a ton of time training, then risk your neck, only to get no recognition and spend 90% of your time driving a jeep through the desert hoping that you don't get hit by a random rocket or landmine.

Police Officer; Like the above, getting shot at is not fun. Oh, and you are under a ton of pressure, and pretty much everyone hates you.

There is probably a ton of other ones, but these are the first ones that come to mind.
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