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Topic	My hot latina girlfriend wants to take me to church for some lame palm thing???
DesertPenguin09 04/09/17 5:05:22 PM #12:	DevsBro posted... Palm Sunday is one week before Easter. It's a celebration of Jesus' arrival riding on a donkey and everyone putting palm leaves down to honor him. The following Friday is Good Friday, which honestly is one of the most mistaken things ever. It celebrates the night Jesus died on the cross to save us from our sins. So, tbh the use of the word "good" is kind of awkward. Ultimately it was a good thing, ofc, but associations of good with happiness imply it might be more in the spirit of the proper tone to name it "Solemn Friday" or something. But the bigger problem is that if Easter is celebrated on a Sunday, the crucifixion should be celebrated on a Thursday. Jesus was in the grave for three days. Friday only gives him time for two full days, unless it was like 12:01AM on Friday and 11:59PM on Sunday. And Easter is, of course, the celebration of his resurrection. I'm sorry but wording it like that makes me laugh hysterically. I imagine a sitcom like scenario where he realizes he has to make something that takes 3 days take only 2 days and it's like putting 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Oh Jesus... what will he think of next week! --- All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood <cite>DesertPenguin09 posted [p:876866625] in My hot lat... [t:75218040]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Palm Sunday is one week before Easter. It's a celebration of Jesus' arrival riding on a donkey and everyone putting palm leaves down to honor him. The following Friday is Good Friday, which honestly is one of the most mistaken things ever. It celebrates the night Jesus died on the cross to save us from our sins. So, tbh the use of the word "good" is kind of awkward. Ultimately it was a good thing, ofc, but associations of good with happiness imply it might be more in the spirit of the proper tone to name it "Solemn Friday" or something. But the bigger problem is that if Easter is celebrated on a Sunday, the crucifixion should be celebrated on a Thursday. Jesus was in the grave for three days. Friday only gives him time for two full days, unless it was like 12:01AM on Friday and 11:59PM on Sunday. And Easter is, of course, the celebration of his resurrection.</quote> I'm sorry but wording it like that makes me laugh hysterically. I imagine a sitcom like scenario where he realizes he has to make something that takes 3 days take only 2 days and it's like putting 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Oh Jesus... what will he think of next week! --- All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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