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Had a rough day at work, my wife texts me earlier in the day and says "I think i'm going to order pizza for dinner, any objections?"

I thought that sounded like the perfect meal at the end of a shitty day, and agreed saying I thought that was an excellent idea. So I get off work a bit early, and that's when it happened. That's the moment I walked into that changed our entire relationship.

There were two pizzas on the counter, in the box. I got a plate out of the cabinet, gave the wife a kiss on the cheek and asked about her day. I popped the lid of the first box and froze.

"I thought we would try something new" she said.

To my absolute disgust, and dismay, I stared down at the abomination in front of me. The pizza had fucking pineapple on it. PINEAPPLE.

I threw my plate against the wall and screamed to the sky like a barbarian. I told my wife to pack her bags and call her mother. I fell to my knees, fists clenched, breathing heavy and controlling every urge in my body to not throw that vile box through the kitchen window.

"GET OUT!!" I screamed, as she just left in tears.

How do I go about finding a good divorce lawyer in the central Tennessee region?
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