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Never for a date, but had some chick send me nudes and videos of herself doing things...to herself, and then get cold feet when it was time for the real action. In middle school, a girl had this whole elaborate day of having her friends give me notes leading me around school, then, finally, a hot girl I had a crush on hands me a note. I get butterflies as she hands it to me. I open it, and it says "turn around". I turn around, and it's her average looking friend. FUCK. She'd put so much effort into it I couldn't say no. So for the next few weeks, I did the bare minimum; said hi, ate lunch with her, etc... Coincidentally, I had a 60 something yard touchdown run during this, so I told her I did it for her. Her friends were all like "awwwww". So, after like two months of this she writes me another note saying she's sorry, but it's not meant to be. I think to myself "no shit". So I sort of stood someone up by being the most inattentive boyfriend ever.

Edit: Now that I think about it, I lost my virginity kind of the same way. Got set up on a blind date by one of my buddies from the FB team with someone. Again, it was in front of a bunch of people, so I couldn't say no. If any of you read the losing your virginity topic the other day, this is that story. So, again, I do the bare minimum, but by this point, I'm pretty much an expert at faking, so things...escalate. She starts giving me handies at lunch every day. I find out she lives like two miles from me, out in the country. Anyways, Christmas Eve, she invites me to go to church with her grandparents. So we get there, and she tells her grandparents to save us some seats and we'll be in in a few minutes. To my surprise, they say ok. I won't go into graphic detail, but I hit all the bases in a church parking lot in the back seat of her grandparents' car. After we finish, we go into the packed church, and I see her grandparents sitting on the front row next to two empty seats. We walk up, and they ask what took us so long. She says nothing. I say the first thing I can think of. "There's so many people here, we couldn't see you, we've been standing in the back. Luckily, I'd grabbed a pamphlet on the way in, because her grandfather then asked what song we got in on. "Silent Night" I say, and they actually fucking bought it. Anyways, after that, we'd bone almost every day. Couldn't beat the convenience factor of living so close to each other. This went on for a couple of years. We did everything our perverse minds could think of. Ok, I guess I'm bragging at this point, so story time is over.
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