LogFAQs > #876359909

And none of that "in my sleep" bullshit.

I would want one year. Giving enough time to freak the fuck out before being able to come to terms with my impending mortality.

Doctor-assisted suicide, organ donation if anyone's willing to take that shit. Open casket wake where people get hammered and celebrate the fuck out of my life, followed by cremation where my ashes get spread in the most ludicrous way possible. Like tossed in the face of someone I hated or washed down a sewer drain. As long as it gets talked about because I want a fucking legacy.

Go.
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