"My husband and I are looking for a dog. Tell us a little about yours?"
"Well, he's a pure-bred, and he's great with kids, so you don't have to worry if you and your husband have any or decide you want any later."
"Oh no, we're looking for a dog to f*** me. Can he do that?"
Honestly how was she even stupid enough to admit that's what she wanted the dog for? That's hilarious.
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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police
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