If Rock gets laid without paying for it by the end of the year 2012, Rock gets a testicle from Alec. Proof must be provided.
If Rock does not get laid without paying for it by the end of the year 2012, Alec gets a testicle from Rock.
Acceptable forms of proof: Pics of her sitting on his face, hand-bra pics, or paternity papers. I also know a guy who knows a guy and could do some DNA testing off the book if you are worried about paying child support. I will, of course, demand that he establish an acceptable chain of custody for the paternity test evidence.
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Sack Up or Shut Up (TM)