Ampharos
As you walked through Power Plant in the shadow of Zapdos, you looked around and saw nothing left. Because you've been taking those Earthquakes and still standing up for so long that even Magnemite thinks that your mind is gone! But you never used Counter on a Pokmon that didn't deserve it. An electric type that can take a hit(that isn't legendary)? You know that's unheard of! They better watch how they're talking and where they're walking, or they and their team might faint from a Focus Punch. Really hate to be slow, but you gotta though. Otherwise you'd be banned in a heartbeat, fool! You're the electric type the little Elekids want to be like, on your knees in the night dreaming of sheep in the Dream World!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
Look at the situation they've got you facing. You can't be a normal electric, you were raised by Johto. So you've gotta be down with the stall teams, too much watching anime got you chasing dreams. You're a durable electric with who knows what on your mind, looking like an android ailen with those beads for an eye. You're a no doubt underrated second genner, and your team is down so don't let anyone arouse your anger, fool. Death aint nothing but a Thunder away, in your tier it's do or die. What can you say? You're NU now, but will you live to see BL again, the ways thing are going you don't know.
Tell me why are we so blind to see, by ignoring Pokemon like Ampharos, we only hurt you and me?
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
Power and the fame, fame and the power. Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody's running Jolteon, but half of them aint looking what's going on in the metagame, but you don't know what's OU. They say you've got to learn more but nobody's there to teach you. If Gamefreak won't buff you, how can you get more popular. I guess they can't, I guess they won't. Electroball doesn't work, that's why Ampharos knows it's out of luck fools.
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
You've been spending most your life livin in a tanker's paradise!
Tell me why are we so blind to see, by ignoring Pokemon like Ampharos, we only hurt you and me?
Tell me why are we so blind to see, by ignoring Pokemon like Ampharos, we only hurt you and me?
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