Arcanine
One of the most beloved Pokemon there is, and for good reason. You look amazing in virtually every game you're in, as well as the few anime episodes. The Pokedex has you listed as a "legendary" pokemon even though you aren't in a literal sense. It's funny though, even though you're known for your "speed" you aren't really super fast. I mean base 95 speed isn't bad, but it doesn't scream "oh my gosh, this outspeeds everything" either. You WERE one of the first to have Extremespeed though.(Which makes me wonder why Rapidash doesn't get it but I'm not here to talk about it yet) You may in fact be a wish fulfilment for people who don't have dogs, because honestly who wouldn't want you for a pet/ride? Cat people probably.
Teddiursa
You're adorable, just plain adorable. Like a baby cub, one can't help but want to hug it. Just like a baby cub, of course, doing so is quite dangerous. While no one (to my knowledge) has been mauled by capturing you, you turn into something that can maul quite a few things if they let you. You're not the fastest, but you can also take a hit and dish one out quite well. Or to be accurate, you evolve into something that does. My only issue is that you don't seem to want to play often. In G/S/C you were only around during the morning. Back in the day, this meant one had to get up between 6 am and 9:59 am (I don't quite remember but the time was quite short). In the remake you're only found during the endgame portion. You're forgiven though since you've at least started to stick around during more reasonable hours, and you have nice abilities.
Cacturne
A good friend of mine likes you, though I personally don't see it. Oh but let me be fair! You're pretty cool looking, and a cactus is rather unique. Let me just say this in the nicest way possible, you're rather disturbing. Your blood is sand somehow, you feed off creatures that has become exhausted from the daytime walk in the desert, and that perma smile on you just looks....uncanny. Still, it all seems to suit you well so I won't begrudge you. You're another slow pokemon who isn't during the pokealthon, so what's up with that? My only other concern is that you're a cactus, yet no pokemon is harmed in battle for making physical contact with you. Why?
Luxray
As a four legged electric type, you have it rough. Jolteon and Raikou are enough competition as it is, but then Manteric had to step in as well. So you have three pokemon you have to be better at than something. Sadly, you have chosen the physical route. Your "strongest" attack is Thunder Fang, making you like Flareon somewhat. Good news is that you've got a better move in Gen 5, bad news is that it's a recoil move. Still, you look pretty damn awesome while having awesome pre-evolutions as well. That's not an easy task these days. Overall you're pretty neat, as long as no one tries to make you their replacement Jolteon. You're trying to do something different than it, somewhat like Ampharos.
Dewott
Oh my, you're an...unique looking Pokemon. I'm digging the "pants" you've got on, very stylish. I think you might be the strongest of the mid evolutions, that Razor Shell attack looks way too strong for something before it even hits level 20. Your whole move set looks nice actually. I'm not sure what else to say. Maybe we'll spend some time together if I don't decide on Tepig. Oh! I will say you're the first water type starter to ever tempt me from straying from the fire path, so that's something. Hmm.. I just realized that you have higher sp.attack, so you're a reverse Totodile(or Croconaw in this case).
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