Leafeon
You're an Eeveelution so you're pretty nice by default. Problem is... you're just not appealing. You're impossible to get without trading unless the trainer is playing D/P/Pt (unless you can do so in B/W as well), you suffer from a poor move pool, and your name isn't too interesting. Hell, you can't even claim hold of the "Game Freak hates you" trophy as Flareon has that firmly in its paws until he can (legally) learn Flare Blitz. Worst of all, your counterpart (Glaceon) out shines you in just about every way. You're a bit of a mix between Flareon and Umbreon. I'll let you decide if that's a good thing or not. Seriously though, tell Game Freak to spice you up. You were born from one of the most interesting pokemon there, let's continue that interest. Also your shiny form sucks.
Sawsbuck
Ok so you're normal grass? I guess because you didn't have enough weaknesses as a grass type? You're pretty neat though, changing forms during the weather. Sadly, this also lands you firmly in gimmick/novelty zone. Just ask some Johto Pokemon how that went for them. Still you're pretty impressive looking, and that normal typing helps you have a movepool worth a damn. A lot of grass types would love to have a paralysis move with 100% accuracy. A shame that your different colors don't seem to do anything on the battlefield. On the other hand, knowing the metagamers, this would mean you would be whored out during one season and ignored during the others so maybe you made the right choice there. I won't expect you to be stomping legendaries anytime soon, but please PLEASE don't suck once I start training you.
Froslass
Once upon a time, there was an ice type I didn't care about much at all. Then one day female snorunts evolved into you if exposed to a Dawn stone. Then I fell in love. You're based off a Yuki-onna which is to say you're supposed to be a snow spirit. You're supposed to appear to lost men during a snow storm, this usually ends with said man dead. While this fits your typing, this also means you may or may not be a stone cold *****. It's hard to tell. You're quite appealing regardless, and your abilities suit you well. Snow Cloak for your ability to blend in with the snow, and Cursed Body when you're feeling less than kind. Stat wise, you seem to be mostly a somewhat fast pokemon with no other amazing stats. Apparently you took 10 from your defensive stats and put them into speed. You have the same base stat total as Glalie, yet you are so much better than it can ever be. Feel proud, for you are one of the Pokemon who laughs at those who claim Game Freak "ran out of ideas".
Espeon
Oh man, ever since I laid eyes upon you I loved you. You hit like Alakazam, but can actually take a hit. Not a STRONG hit, but you can usually be counted on to take some damage. Sadly you usually got tossed aside for Zam because your movepool isn't good and you can't heal yourself too well. You seem a lot more interesting though. You're based off mostly a nekomata but also some other types of cat like creatures. Anyway you're one of the Pokemon who introduced both the happiness system(ignoring Pokemon Yellow because it didn't actually DO anything) and the day/night thing. You worked two new things into one and ended up not sucking, great work! You and your counterpart Umbreon are easily my favorite Eeveelutions.
...Also holy **** does my connection not want to work properly tonight. FFS it keeps going to "limited connectivity" or "local only", both fancy terms for "no internet for you". Stop being annoying connection =(
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