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Topic~^~Puppy Bowl Predictions and Game Day Analysis~^~
CommodoreTN
02/04/12 12:52:00 PM
#4:


I'll kick this off by highlighting the early standouts.

Aberdeen: This lazy eyed pup might just have the perfect combination of crazy and cuteness to make big run this year. This is a tough year in the Puppy Bowl, but I'm not sure he has what it takes to go all the way

Abilene: This is a dark horse for the MVP (Most Valuable Puppy). Her eyes are ocean blue and the concentration on her face is obvious. She will be ruffing up the competition

Anthony: No chance. For what he has in size, he lacks in motivation

Augusta: Excellent coat on this pup, but the eyes show trepidation. She's not ready to fight for her life of a major stage

Baskin: This pug/jack russell mix has everything it takes to achieve success this year. Top Competitor

Brandy: Philly 4. See opening post

Calvin: This regal dachshund is coming into this year's Puppy Bowl with purpose. Expect big plays

Deliliah: The whore of the Puppy Bowl. Expect this floosie to flaunt her s*** and try to get mounted. Nothing more

Eurika: She is here for a greater purpose. I don't suspect she'll get any touchdowns, but she will definitely come out of this a stronger puppy

Fonzi: He might as well step aside before he gets chomped

Friday: This pup is excited. His carefree attitude might prove too lackadaisical to really make an impact, but with proper focus he might be one to watch

Fumble: Any puppy coming into this born into a football world is going to get everyone buzzing. I can't help but give him a Top Competitor prediction

Gracie: This sweet thing might have cuteness for days, but I don't see that fire behind her eyes

Hollie: Philly 4, see opening post

Hunter: This boxer plans on f***ing someone up. Count on some unnecessary ruff-ruff-ruffness and a quick ejection from the game

Joni: Timid and unremarkable

Leroy Brown: Wise beyond his 10.5 weeks of life and an old soul. Would be better off as a coach than a player. His best sport is baseball. If you're not coming into this 100% committed, you might as well throw in the towel

Lucie: Philly 4, see opening post

Malie: Philly 4, see opening post

Marbles: Too hip for this competition. He will be flashy and furry, but not ferocious enough

Montana: A true rags to riches story. She has the confidence of a champion and being half Rottweiler, you can count on some violence. I would give her the stamp of Top Competitor, but I feel she might rack up too many penalties to be effective

Oscar: Handsome and strong, but I fear he lacks the physical prowess necessary to claim the title of MVP

Penelope: An old lady in puppy weeks, she should stay home and knit rather than jump into this jungle of canine carnage

Pepper: He has everything it takes to claim victory, but lacks the confidence. If he can develop some coordination, expect a touchdown or two

Pinky: Get this weak s*** outta here

Portia: Easily the most intelligent puppy we have this year. She'll use her feminine wiles to confuse and disorient the competition. Top Competitor

Prancer: She might as well be a cheerleader for this game. No chance

Puddin: Too nervous to make any big moves. Anxiety will be her downfall

Richie: The strongest of the Rat Terriers this year, but I'm not sure he has the strength to get much done. I sense a lot of heart

Ronnie: Great coat, great determination, and great poise. Top Competitor

Salem: His stare says "You better be ready for an ass whoopin". He is here for business. Top Competitor

Shiloh: Poor thing doesn't stand a chance

Sweetie Pie: They even give the "special" dogs a chance. How nice

Tattoo: His physicality is held back by his substance abuse

York: Far too lazy, no chance.

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