STAR WARS SPOILERS
You’re right that you rave, you’re raving f***ing mad!
That s*** you just spit? Well… that was just sad.
Making me wet, with your dumb-ass lines?
Fantasize away, but in your own damned time!
On the Toon wagon, but from London Town,
You’re watching on Sky, I’ve got a seat at the ground!
Even hatin’ on Shola, clearly no true fan,
So haddaway lad, it's past time yee wer gan,
(That’s Geordie you poser), in short it means to get lost,
And a word to the wise, in case you dare to riposte,
You may be Obi Wan Kenobi, but in only one way,
You’re dead before the credits of your very first display.
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Bring it.