"Lucky creatures. At long last, you have found the tranquility... of death.
I was like you once, clinging to life and blind to the truth.
When I uncovered the truth, I too shuddered and paled with fear.
Deep in these catacombs, I was remade. Here, my brethren slumbered for eons, while the living grew like weeds.
My lord knew this day would come. He had plans for us all. We would purge this world once more.
So come, poor victims of life. We will grant you tranquility in these crypts.
Kronus will be a Tomb World... once more."
If you are confused as to how this should sound, it should sound like this:
(This was the best I could come up with, because I couldn't find the awesome clip of the narrator talking about the Hyperion Peaks.)
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