Harrison by himself is the most destructive weapon.
Chapter rankings:
Dan > Stephenie > Harrison >> Chris > Seymour.
I'm with Saga on quickly becoming annoyed by Seymour just flat out ignoring our commands. Meanwhile Chris had more great moments for me. Not counting preplanned stuff like the end of Seymour's of course.
Harrison and Stephanie both had a lot of funny stuff in it, but I give Stephanie a bit of a pusth for having more of a concrete story.
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