I don't irredeemably suck at them, but I can count the two I've been genuinely kinda good at on one hand that has had three of its fingers cut off.
Doesn't stop me from having them as my favorite genre of game, though!
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"Oh God, maplejet's trying to be cool again. I'll call the ambulance." - Wylvane
[NO BARKLEY NO PEACE]