Houston Texans @ Indianapolis Colts LOCK
Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the NFL
the Texans weren't worried, they were doing well
Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots
The playoffs were hung, still up in the air
but the pats had won their division, and didn't have to care
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Tennessee Titans
The Titans were nestled, barely still in the race
while the Jags were just happy to have Del Rio out of that place
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Carolina Panthers LOCK
And Cam Newton trying to earn Rookie of the Year
And Raheem Morris and Josh Freeman trying to save their career
Cleveland Browns @ Baltimore Ravens
When out in Baltimore, there arose such a clatter
with a win the Ravens hoped to put away the divisional matter
Arizona Cardinals @ Cincinnati Bengals
Closer to the playoffs, the Bengals did dash
while the Cardinals fell away, faster than the flash
Minnesota Vikings @ Washington Redskins
When what to my wandering eyes should appear,
but the Skins winning a game, oh dear
Denver Broncos @ Buffalo Bills
And Tim Tebow, known as king of the come back
barring another 29 yard sack
St. Louis Rams @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Easy for the Steelers, would be their game
as the commissioner knew them all by name
Oakland Raiders @ Kansas City Chiefs
On Orton, On Hali, On Romeo Crenell
Since losing Jason Campbell, how far the Raiders have fell
New York Giants @ New York Jets
On Sanchez, On Eli, on Coach Rex Ryan
One team in new york's playoff hopes soon would be dyin'
San Diego Chargers @ Detroit Lions
And then in a twinkling, I heard the Chargers were still in
all they'd have to do -- was win
Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowboys
Out of the playoffs, the Eagles did go
'Dream Team' is just a dream it goes to show
San Fransisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks
The 49ers gave a wink, and a twist of their head
Out of the playoffs for the Seahawks -- just as they had dread
Chicago Bears @ Green Bay Packers LOCK
The Packers put away the conference, once and for all
such as it'll be when you let Josh McCown play football
Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints
And away the week flew, as the Saints won the division
After a post-christmas monday night collision
So I just want to wish you all, as I hope I get these all right
"Merry Christmas to All, and to all a Good Night!"
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See You In Another Life, Brother.