Pignite- Hmm, not too different from a regular pig. Orange ham? Sounds delicious. Need to get me some of that Combee honey **** for maximum enjoyment.
Vanilluxe- Vanilla ice cream with a built in....straw. I guess it's more like a milkshake. Still awesome.
Slowpoke- Blech, never been huge on seafood. I'm not sure what a Slowpoke would even taste like.
Bellsprout- NOOOO, I would never eat a Bellsprout; they're too bossly. If I had to gander how one would taste, though, I'd say it looks pretty bitter. Blegh.
Tauros- What would a Tauros even be comparable to? A buffalo? Well, whatever, meat is good, so it's alright.
Overall: Vanilluxe>Pignite>Tauros>>>Slowpoke>>>>>>>Bellsprout
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The elk. They're out for blood.
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