+5 Tricking his "future self" by faking cutting his hand off in "My Future Self 'n' Me"
+4 Daring Scientologists to sue him at the end of "Trapped In The Closet"
+3 Confronting John Edward in "Biggest Douche in the Universe"
+2 Fighting with Kyle over who found the frozen man from 1996 in "Prehistoric Ice Man"
+1 Saving Christmas in "Woodland Critter Christmas"
HMs:
Skiing to save the youth center in "Asspen"
Flipping out about how goobacks can't get his order right in "Goobacks"
Admitting he broke the dam in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
Getting in-character around the kidnappers in "Super Fun Time"
Dealing with Facebook in "You Have 0 Friends"
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RIP Caelus, 8/1/01-2/28/11
The old account had to be retired :D