He really is a lawyer though.
See, some people troll because they know they're better than everyone else and know full well how much being a strong, confident person bothers the weak. Guys like User, foolmo, Revenus, Sess, realo, Commodore, Shake a few years ago, etc. It's amazing how people band together and feel this dumb need to defend themselves when no one is even attacking them -- "The wicked flee when none pursue", and the gay users on this board are by far the biggest offenders of this faux persecution crap -- all because a guy is a have in life instead of a have-not and it bothers them on the deepest level.
(Then you get guys who troll because they're the exact opposite, like Mega and guiga and Takfloyd, but they don't count because they're easier to read than Dr. Seuss.)
Except, you know, very few people in life end up winners. People operate on a bell curve just like any other group. For there to be an above average, there has to be a below average and User bothering you probably means you're below average.
All that stuff Little League and your mom taught you about everyone being a winner is wrong, but you won't learn that until you try getting a job and your boss yells at you the first time.
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