Not only are you *makes a whipping gesture accompanied by a whipping sound*, but your girlfriend has horrible taste in things, so you're kind of double-screwed. Is she at least attractive? Because if she isn't attractive and she makes you watch all that horrible television then I really don't see any reason to continue dating her.
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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar