most religious folk don't even believe in a deity most of the time because even they know it's false and they laugh, pity or scorn those who do.
Serious response time: you're biased because you've only been exposed to lukewarm Western protestantism, which has essentially become a feel-good social club with no strict commitment to moral principles or religious doctrine. The world at large, however, takes religion very seriously, particularly in the Islamic world. If you don't want to consider religion a weighty subject, that's your choice- but it's a poor one.
anyway back to being a hipster
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