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TopicBecause of the wild animals loose in Ohio...
StealThisSheen
10/19/11 3:53:00 PM
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The police believe to have gotten most of them. Except for one. A monkey is reportedly still believed to be on the loose.

A monkey... with herpes.

MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Somebody better stop this sexual deviant!
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Apparently never learned sexual etiquette!
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Running around transferring his diseases!
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Why didn't he ask for that rhino's history?

But what will we do?
Surely we can't kill him!
He's just an innocent animaaaaaaallllll
BAM
He just bit you in the neck!
Now you'll never f*** without lyiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!

MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Better hide yo' kids and yo' wife indoors!
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
You thought you were unattractive before?
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!

MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!

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