#1 sess
Lockes:
Ah, sess. What more need be said about this man? Prime alpha, greater than you, slayer of women. Sess is clearly the number one bro that graces us with his presence on this sad, sad board. Sess has stories that rival mine. No one else here, besides Commodore, has stories like that. Ridiculous, off the wall, straight up hilarious stories of times passed. Of course, to have stories like that, you need substances. Sess knows how to have a good time. He's one of the few here that have obviously seen the world from the party scene perspective. And not just the "I party every now and again on the weekends" standpoint, or the "I drink a little, but I've never blacked out" standpoint, but from the true, living the party life standpoint. He's lived the life. Seen things. Experienced things. He goes hard, and that's not something for the weak of body, mind, or heart. This is why he's the number one bro. He has "the stare", and it sets him apart. Puts him on a whole other level. Now that that's out of the way, sess is actually a pretty chill dude. Sure, he destroys the weak, but can you fault him? This place has some individuals practically begging to be destroyed. I'm not the confrontational type myself, I get along with everyone. I don't really enjoy destroying people, but I'm glad we have someone around here that does. It all just leads back to sess knowing how to have a good time and spicing up the bash. That said, the three of us definitely need to meet up some time. Jail time, you say? No big deal. It'd be worth it.
Commodore:
Its f***ing Sess. What can I say about him that everyone here doesn’t already know? Same as Realo, I feel unqualified to judge this man. He is just as bro as yours truly. When we’re both in b8c, I don’t have to talk as much. Every f***ing opinion he posts is pretty much what I’d say myself. I’m used to knowing guys that are likeminded, but its extremely rare in a place like this. I pride myself in the stupid, ridiculous s*** I’ve done while drunk. Sess is the only person who can counter me every time with an equally awesome story. He is our very own Tucker Max, except he’s not a sensationalized douchebag who exaggerates the vast majority of s*** he likes to brag about. As soon as I get enough money with my new job to start traveling, my first stop is to rage with Lockes. My very next vacation will be going to Virginia to have a weekend I won’t remember with Sess. If I recall a single moment of it, I’ll consider it an utter failure. I don’t have a criminal record in Virginia (yet) so I have nothing to lose. This guy just understands how to have a good time, how to make others have a good time, and how to get out of trouble when you start having too good of a time. Apparently theres some people around here that don’t like Sess. These are the same people who will never enjoy making a slampiece walk home at night after you’re done using her. They’ll never know just how good nose candy can be. They’ll never watch the sun come up as they take that final shot to polish off a bottle. They’ll never make thousands of promises to clean up their act, only to get f***ed up again as soon as the hangover subsides. If more people left the confines of their computer screen to enjoy the life we bros know, this world would be a much better place.
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Let's get drunk and make bad decisions