#2 Realo
Lockes:
While Crasty is the bro I'd take with me to pick up chicks, Realo is the bro I'd take with me to wingman (other than Commodore, my long distance wingman). Of all the bros here Realo is the bro most likely to "jump on the grenade", so to speak. Not only will he jump on the grenade, he will enjoy jumping on the grenade. He's proud to help a bro in need, and he's proud to be a bro. Realo's my fellow The Shins fan here. While we don't have too much in common musically, there's enough there that I can safely say he has good taste. Realo is also the founder of board 8 tinychat. I think he started it, went to it like twice, and then never came back. That's really a shame, too. Realo once got wasted and karaoke'd Weezer's Say It Ain't So. While I can't say it was the best performance, I can say that it was one of the most passionate I've ever seen. Sometimes Realo is so passionate that he goes "overboard". Excessive hyperbole; That pretty much defines Realo when he's talking about music. There's nothing wrong with that as far as I'm concerned, even if it's brought up often! He scores on the reg, too. Top 2 bro for sure.
Comm:
Realo is the only guy on here I’ve talked to extensively about fraternity-related bull****. We’re not even from the same chapter, but when people go through similar experiences they’re bound to have things in common. I respect the fact he went through the process and knows what it means to be a bro in this sense. That is the least of Realo’s bro qualities though. These top two bros, in addition to Lockes, are guys that I would actually save money to come visit at some point in time. These top two bros are guys that I don’t feel right judging, because they are just as bro as me or Lockes have ever been. Realo can get any slampiece he wants. I repeat – Realo can get any slampiece he wants. Not many bros can claim that feat. If he wants a 10, he could probably grab a 10. If he was drunk and wanted a 5, she’d be all over his ass. A lot of bros define themselves in different areas, and Realo defines his brodom in his ability to pick up chicks. He also has an elite taste in music, movies, and alcohol. This guy is the real deal. I can’t wait to go to Vegas and remember nothing about the crazy **** we do. He’s the kind of person that makes me wonder why we we’re on a video game message board.
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