#3 Procrastinater
Commodore:
After a long break, we’re finally going to reveal the top 3 of this list. Several factors contributed to the lack our lack of brotivation lately. One (legit) excuse is how much I’ve been working. But the biggest reason is that it’s not as much fun to talk about these guys. I could s*** on earlier bros. Call them out for all the stupid s*** they do. Explain what they need to improve if they ever hope to reach true brovana. These final 3 bros don’t need any advice. And it’d be wrong to f*** with them in front of people who aren’t bro. Crasty is that kinda guy. Sure, I’d give him a hard time whenever we bro’d out, but I do that to all my bros. I’m not gonna try to do it publicly because in comparison to nearly everyone else here, I’m can’t say a bad word about him. He’s a f***ing god around these parts. Crasty is the quiet bro that you have to respect. He has s***loads of drunken nights hooking up with slampieces, but we don’t hear much about them. Because he has no-one to impress. He keeps the majority of his business private and you can’t help but admire that. Still waters run deep. Deep into any slampiece he wants to pick out of the crowd. He flashes DAT NIPPLE and all the b****es come running, as long as ctes isn’t around.
Lockes:
Like Commodore said, we've had a lack of motivation to finish this list because it just isn't fun to write a purely positive bro writeup. That said, we're at the point where nothing negative need be said and/or no jokes need be made. Crasty's the chill bro that takes it easy. He doesn't get too drunk when he parties. He thinks it's dumb to get s***faced drunk (blacking out, insane partying, etc.). While I generally do get s***faced drunk, I can respect this. It's not for everyone. If you strictly drink in moderation then you can usually prevent yourself from making an ass of yourself. And that's Crasty in a nutshell. He's not an ass; he's always cool. One might say he's "smooth". There's no doubting that Crasty is good with the ladies. I think that if there was one bro here that I'd take with me to go out looking for chicks, it'd be him. This is a bro that makes this place tolerable. At times this place can get really....weird, but Crasty's topics always set the arrow straight. He's a man that brings hope to the people. A good man, indeed.
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