Commodore:
Alec is a f***ing boss. Let me get that out of the way. I want to go to his place and sit at his bar. This f***er knows his s***. But he is a little uptight. He’s never had the chance to say “f*** it all, I do what I want.” He has reservations that drunk people can get rid of. Regardless, Alec is a great bro. Alec would be a greater bro if he was able to get f***ed up and chill out more. I feel like there’s certain things a drunk bro knows that Alec has never had the chance to experience. My one goal when I enter the medical field is to develop a drug that will let Alec drink. People this bro shouldn’t be hindered by things out of their control.
Lockes:
It's everyone's favorite bartender cracking the top 5. I remember the first time I saw pictures of Alec's home bar. My jaw dropped. I had no clue that anyone on this board could ever have an alcohol collection that bad ass. He doesn't even drink either (not because he chooses not to, there's some funky ass medical reasoning behind it. Basically it could kill him, and we don't want that)! This is a man that's extremely passionate about partying and supporting a good time. What more could you possibly need in a bro? Alec's bar appears to be one of his main hobbies. He's even getting into kegs and kegerators now. He should seriously consider opening a real bar if he's that passionate about it. He's very knowledgeable when it comes to mixed drinks, and he can give you drink recipes for pretty much anything. Hopefully one of these days we can make it up to his bar to party.
#4 Fetus
Commodore:
Fetus used to have an insane amount of bro cred. He’s still a great guy, but the whole fiancée thing has lost him a few bro points. I hate seeing true bros fall into lame **** like marriage. He used to be a fellow Kentuckian and we had plans to bro out before he moved to Maine. Unfortunately, this never happened. Subtract a couple more bro points. Regardless, he’s one of the funniest ****ers we have around here. Fetus is famous for his short, hilarious comments in otherwise dull topics. But that’s not what makes him bro. He’s a bro because he’s one of a few people on this board I would meet up with in a ****ing heartbeat. He parties, he has ridiculous stories to share, and I’m positive we would get along great in person. Generally a cool ass dude, fetus is one of the few people I’d turn to if I was ****hammered and faced a bronundrum that required some advice. This guy knows his ****. My only problem with him is he’s far too bro for some broad to steal him away from our brommunity. It will truly be a sad day for us all.
Lockes:
I'm gonna start this off with a picture of fetus that can be seen here:
Check out that LEGENDARY Whitesnake shirt. I've tried to find that f***ing thing online a few times and it's nowhere to be found. That's vintage 80s s***, man. To own a shirt that amazing, and to wear it out to a bar and flip off the camera like he doesn't give a f***...absolutely hilarious. fetus is a great bro. Commodore, fetus, and I had said we were all going to meet up sometime to party but that never happened. Now with fetus getting married and all I fear that it may never happen. That's a god damn crime against humanity. There's a lot of bros on this board that I'd love to have a drink with, but fetus is up there with Commodore. I can't even begin to imagine the fun that would be had. The Three Amigos: Unleashed in Alec's bar. It's a shame that will never happen! Oh, and have you ever read any of fetus' random stories? Dude should be a comedy writer. He'd make it big, seriously.
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