#7 Rusty
Commodore:
SURPRISE! After weeks of making fun of Rusty for not making the Bro List, I’ve worked that s*** to my advantage. I got LL access and everything. Rusty, you were never even discussed when we were making the list. We both just understood you were on it and near the top. Rusty is one of a handful of people on the board I would legitimately call a real friend. If I left the board/chat and never had anything to do with this place again, I’d still talk to this bastard. Yeah he might be a hipster. But he’s a hipster that kicked brain surgery in the taint and uses that s*** to hook up with b****es. He’s dealt with more s*** than most of the people around here could even imagine and he’s still a cool ass dude. At 14 years old, not many people can claim the broccomplishments that Rusty already has under his belt. In the end, my final decision on people comes down to one thing. Would I bro out with him? F***. Yes. Rusty knows if he could drive his ass down to Kentucky any time he wants and I’d rally the troops to show him a kick ass time.
Lockes:
XFD Rusty. We told him he wasn't on this list and he believed us. Commodore and I give Rusty a lot of s***, but I think it's understood that we're all bros. In fact, Commodore and Rusty are my 2 best bros on the board. Would you look at that? Rusty's name was mentioned in the same sentence as one of the greats. What do you have to say about that, brother? It's the equivalent -- no, an even higher honor than if you were mentioned in the same breath as Michael Jordan as a basketball player. But is he ready to handle the pressure that comes with being great? Well f*** yes he is. If he can kick a brain hemorrhage's ass then what exactly can he not do? He's truly an inspiration to us all, and if he's not, then he should be. That goes beyond the brain hemorrhage. He's had to mature way faster than anyone should ever have to, and he's done it all while keeping his s*** together. Rusty's my music bro, and like Commodore said, he's someone that I actually consider a friend. I just don't know if I can ever forgive him for making me get all sentimental and s***. Kiss my ass, Rusty. And crawl out of your girlfriends butthole.
#6 SEP
Lockes:
Every bro on this list has at least one defining feauture, and it's pretty clear what SEP's is. This guy exudes swag. Simple as that. I wonder where his swag has taken him. He should get more involved in the bro community so we can find out. You know the dude that you hang out with that kind of brings the rest of your group down a notch? Yeah, that's not SEP. Pretty sure it's quite the opposite, actually. I'm sure he slays. On the reg y'all.
Commodore:
When I think about SEP, one word comes to mind. Elite. The guy knows what it means to live in the very best brolife has to offer and succeed in that environment. He’s obviously a good lookin guy and gets all the slampieces he wants. One time me and SEP got in a dumb argument over something. I made a topic about his *****assness, calling him out on being obsessed. I’ll be damned if he didn’t mirror my topic and make the same kind of thing about me. Then I realized I was kinda obsessed as well. We immediately made up and decided we were both far too awesome to fight in a place where we were superior to the majority of people watching us. I’d bro out with SEP in a ****ing second. SEP could be a potential top 3 candidate if only we knew more of his escapades.
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##Alec