#11 Curt
Comodore:
I know a lot of people might be upset with this choice, but frankly I don’t give a s***. Curt has more s*** going for him in real life than the majority of people on this board. He is great at picking up chicks. He usually comes around just to brag about himself and how much better he is than everyone else. Honestly, most the s*** he says isn’t wrong. I don’t doubt his legitimacy like many do, but I do lower his bro status based on one thing. He posted once looking for people to play Magic The Gathering or Dungeons and Dragons or some of that nonsense. Dear lord. If you’re in that scene and claim to be a bro, I’d suggest reevaluating your bro-orities.
Lockes:
This is a tricky one. Curt comes around maybe once a year, and when he's here all he does is troll and talk about how great he is. I just wonder how much of what he says is true. Is this dude legit? If he is then he's definitely a bro, but I'm not sure I would party with this bro. He seems a bit intense. I remember when we met in the finals of a Best Looking User Contest and I won. He got really pissed. I think he even made fun of me. That's awesome and all, but he's just a bro that I don't think I would get along with too well, which is saying a lot. There's no denying his place on this list, though.
#10 Ryoko
If there is ever time when people say only bros are allowed, Ryoko could show up and they’d still let her in. She is cool as ****. She’s definitely a guys’ girl. She isn’t as active on the board as she used to be, but from what I’ve seen half her posts are laughing at people that are good bros. The other half are of her making statements that only the best and cleverest of bros could come up with. She’ll scream after peeing. This ***** doesn’t give a ****. She only adds positive things to the board, and the only reason she is placing this low is she has drifted away over the past year or so. Come back Ryoko. We have a brohaven. And you can be our bromother.
#9 RPGLord95
Commodore:
Nick F***ing Spence. I can’t wait until the day we start our own CYOA. But for now, this is the Bro List and you place at 9th. For every reason you give me to believe you’re a bro-king, you also give me a brobstacle that I have to look around. As far as personality goes, you would place top 3 on this list. You run the f***ing tinychat and we’ve never had a great one without you. Your internet swag is phenomenal. The fact remains, you lost your virginity because of FFXI. You also live with her, and don’t slay her on a daily basis. I know you well enough to understand your situation, I just wish you would quit the job, move out, and meet up with people that are the same caliber as you. Straight up.
Lockes:
RPGLord95, also known as Nick Spence, or Whiskey Nick, is a good times, Jack Sparrow listening mother f***cker. The dude's got charisma, and a lot of it, but he's not overflowing with swag. This is a dude that said he had a kid because of FFXI. I really don't know what to make of that. More power to him I suppose. Whiskey Nick's rise to board 8 fame came pretty quickly. He just came out of nowhere, and it was pretty evident from the start that he was a bro. So evident that I even drafted him to Team Bro after having known him for a couple weeks, and I'll be doing it again next season unless some jackass thief steals my pick (I'm looking at you Justin "Underscore" Crossing). Nick's an avid fan of whiskey, as his name suggests. Tinychat sessions usually involve Nick getting hammered and taking charge. I'd say he's definitely the "leader" of the tinychat crew. It just isn't the same when he's not there. He's definitely up there on the "board 8 bros I'd like to drink with" list, and my personal "favorite people in the f***ing world" list. Oh yeah, he's Canadian and says oot a lot xfd.
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