#14 Seginustemple
Seg is the f***ing man. I couldn't possibly make this one of those writeups about someone that's awesome where you focus on the negative aspects of their brohood because it's funny. There's simply nothing to go on -- nothing to make fun of. Placing 14th is quite the feat for someone that doesn't come around too often. Of course there's always the possibility that coming around less than often hampers our ability to properly gauge bro status. I very seriously doubt that's the case with Seg, though. Occasionally Seg will wander into b8c at 3 in the morning drunk and ridiculous. It's in those times that he can be kind of a dick, but in a playful way. What does this say to me? He was out having a good time with his bros and he's there to unwind and chill until he passes out. Good dude, Seg. Oh yeah, and he's pretty knowledgeable. One of the go-to guys on the board if you're looking for music recs
#13 Cokes
Commodore:
Cokes is a bro and you can’t doubt it. He’s a solid guy. But I was in b8c one night and he talked to himself for 3 hours with no response from other people. No, we don’t care what you have found in your room. No, we don’t care how your favorite MLB team is doing. No, we don’t care about your thoughts for some random ass album no-one has heard of. Who the **** is listening? For anyone else, these reasons would almost forfeit their chance at making this list. But Cokes if Cokes. If you talk to him, you automatically get a bro vibe. My problem is that he’s so active in b8c that I question how much is reality and how much is an internet personality. Either way, he is a brewmaster and I can’t wait to try the **** he’s made. I have no doubt that he can bro out, I just think he should focus more on being a bro in life than being broactive online.
Lockes:
Cokes is one of my favorite people on the board for a few reasons. We have basically the same music taste, for the most part. It seems like his passion for music has died off lately, but he's still another guy you want to go to for music recs. He's a pretty chill dude too. I used to think he could be abrasive and negative at times, but not so much anymore. Probably a misconception. He's a fan of beer which boosts bro points by default. I'm not sure if he's a diehard connoisseur, but he brews his own beer. That too boosts bro points. It goes without saying that I'd have some beers with Cokes in a heartbeat. I get the feeling that he could bro it up pretty good. Basically he's a bro that you want to be aquainted with. Good music. Good beer (I do not doubt the quality of his brews, and I'll be buying some as soon as possible). Good dude.
#12 SephG
SephG went to an elite school, as I did. Going to this kind of institution, you’re either nerdy as **** or a bro-king. SephG is obviously a bro-king. He spends very little time making quality posts around the board, preferring to troll people who almost always deserve to be made fun of. He’s not very serious about **** and seems like a pretty funny dude. He has his **** together in the real world and is definitely a kind of guy I could picture partying like crazy after work. One huge negative is how melodramatic he’s been lately. I understand his qualms with the whole abortion thing, because I’d be the same way. But threatening to kill yourself over something is so unbro. Bros are the ****ing epitome of human existence and should never want to rid the world of their awesomeness. I don’t know him very well, but I feel like we’d get along amazingly in real life.
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