Oh man. You wanna talk about an internet bro? This guy is the most loyal ****er you will ever meet. He got banned from using the feedback system due to sticking up for me. Long after everyone else calmed down about my whole IP block fiasco a while back, ctes was still pissed as hell. That action alone would place him on my bro list. But guess what? That’s only part of the reason why he’s bro.
This kid went from
to http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/751/730858560_2076161.gif. Its like watching a son grow up right before your eyes. I hear he’s quite the star among his ladyfriends and I don’t doubt that one bit. Ctes is legit as hell. The ONLY reason he is placing at #20 is that we doubt his bro experience. He’s still young and hasn’t had an opportunity to reach his full brotential. Keep it up cteswag. We’re proud of you.
#19 Justin"underscore"Crossing
I'm gonna start this off with something I've been saying for a while now: JC's a star. This kid was born for success; he has that god-given swag that few are born with. At the tender age of 14 (yes, he's always been 14 and always will be) he's shown great potential and figures to move into the higher ranks of brohood in the future. The only thing holding him back at this point is inexperience. I believe that in the next few years he's going to have a lot going for him. Women, riches, success, the works. He already takes vacations to various parts of the world on the reg. I guess that's the perks of being born into a wealthy family. I remember a while back, probably about a year or so, JC was IMing me about a potential date he had. He went about it in a most impressive way for a 14 year old nerdy kid. Most 14 year olds that post on gamefaqs don't have nerves of steel, but JC kept his cool. Just imagine him when he reaches adulthood. A definite bro in the making.
#18 Icehawk
Lockes:
It's hard to get an accurate bro reading for hawk. He's an internet bro for sure, and I'm pretty sure he's a bro in the real world, but I'm left wondering what tier bro he is. Like, is he more chill in the real world than he is here? I would like to believe so, but who knows! I think the whole internet tough guy thing is an act, maybe even a gimmick. ICEHAWK EXPOSED. Don't get me wrong, he's a pretty chill dude about half the time. See: My TNG topic. And also don't get me wrong, his internet tough guy act is hilarious, especially on Serious Business. But still, that leaves the question "who is the real Icehawk?". Just exactly what kind of bro are we dealing with here? Maybe next time I'm in Michigan I'll stop by for a beer and find out.
Commodore:
This f***er is obsessed with the board. Literally obsessed. I look at the guy who has the charisma and swag to do many things in his life. What do I see? A guy who knows every single thing about this board and runs a s****y podcast about it weekly. If there was one user I could reach out and strangle by the neck, it’d be Icehawk. E-pop. Podcasts. UOTY. How about getting laid? If you put that much effort into being a bro, I can’t even imagine how much strange you’d find yourself in. Quit wasting the gifts you were given and become a bronado that tears through slampieces in every surrounding county.
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