#24 Kuge
Kuge is a tricky one to rank. We’ve already said in previous write-ups that people possess great bro tendencies online that don’t translate well into real life. Kuge is the opposite. I’d have no problem meeting up with Kuge and getting ****ed up sometime. Dude is cool as hell and I know he’s slaying girls. The only thing holding him back is how much he reveals in conversations and topics online. Part of being a bro is being confident in your brohood. Many of the topics we remember Kuge bringing up have to deal with his weight, his looks, or that beautifulpeople website. I have a feeling if I knew Kuge better or knew him outside the internet, he’d rank much higher than this. But we have to go on what we know and he overthinks things too much to have your classic “I don’t give a ****, I’m a bro” mentality.
#23 icon
icon will probably object to his inclusion on this list, but I don't care, he's definitely part bro. I say part because he's too much of an all knowing guru and an intellectual to be full bro. If icon wanted he could be one of the best bros around, but that's not his style. He's more into soaking up knowledge and delving deep into the arts, literature, and media than, say, having a drink with the bros. At the same time, however, it's just in his psyche to be a cool and sociable dude, which is where his bro side comes in. If icon were into the drinking and partying scene, he would be one of the first on my invite list. It's cool though. What he lacks in that area is more than made up for in other areas. I'd probably invite him anyway, only to have him decline. Maybe that's bro in itself, he's hard to pin.
#22 Zazi
Lockes:
Zazi's a bro that seems like he's down for a beer with the bros anytime. I think every time I've talked to him on Skype he's joined me for a beer. Actually one time he mixed a Keystone Light with something else in his fridge. I wish I could remember what it was, but whatever it was, it was pretty bro. Zazi's one of the more relaxed bros on the board, that's pretty obvious, but he's done something I could never imagine doing: he lived with his ex in the same apartment for months after they broke up. If that doesn't scream "go with the flow" then I don't know what does. He's a good, respectable bro.
Commodore:
Zazi is a guy I have never once gotten an anti-bro vibe from. Unfortunately, I’ve never heard any stories of him being exceptionally bro either. He’s just a chill kinda guy. Regardless of what you’re talking about, Zazi always has something entertaining to say that exudes a “go with the flow” mentality. I don’t even know him that well outside of the board, but I’d be more than willing to bro out with him sometime. He’s a legit guy that would probably place higher if I knew him better.
#21 Ayvuir
When most people think about Ayvuir, Saving Bacon might come to mind. And that might be a reason why he is appearing so soon on this list. As far as positives go, Ayv is definitely a drinking bro. I remember when I first came to the board, he was one of the guys I’d talk to when I was drunk outta my mind. I might also be biased, as he was (is?) in Sydney for a while, which I like to call my second home. Regardless, Ayv has pulled one of the most bro moves in our board’s history. He was ****ed up in Ireland and knocked up some slampiece. She called him and told him. His response? “**** that, I ain’t goin back.” You can’t get much more bro than that.
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Chex Warrior (Chex Quest) for CB2011