#26 ertyu
Commodore: This pick is likely to be the most controversial one we make. I can already hear the arguments from people who don’t make the list asking if we’re serious that ertyu is really more bro than them. In short, yes. He is more bro than you. He has several things going for him. First of all, he doesn’t have a job. This isn’t a dirty, lazy homeless type of unemployed either. This is a working-the-system unemployment. He has mastered the art of mooching off his parents. “Trey, get off your ass and go get job” “ya watever go buy me more baseball tickets”. That brings me to the second reason he’s a bro. You wanna talk sports? Ertyu can talk sports. Nothing is funnier than the bro whose sports teams are constantly failing and watching him rage about it. Finally, we must mention the bobs punching. Any guy with the balls to go around and hit a woman in the tit deserves the title of bro. Would I bring him around my bros? Hell no. But the idea of ertyu is pretty bro when you think about it.
Lockes: What I've learned from ertyu over the years is that he doesn't give a f*** what you say, he's going to speak his god damn mind. He'll also literally troll you into the ground. I've been talking to ertyu on aim for a couple of years now. Not sure why he ever decided to message me to begin with, but I'm glad it happened. We've talked about lots of things, like him never having been on a date. One might say this isn't bro, but when it comes to ertyu, it is. ertyu doesn't need to date, and he knows this. He knows life is much better without women. He doesn't give in to the temptation because he knows it isn't worth it. He knows all that will come from dating is an early grave. He knows that women will literally drive you bat s*** crazy. I applaud him for his self control and composure. Calm and collected is ertyu's approach to life. An excellent lifestyle choice if I must say so myself. Envy this man. Also, this:
d B l 55ci n Co 8:18 pm
people on boards think i was uplaoding nude pics
sharp spoons 8:18 pm
you never did that did you?
lol
d B l 55ci n Co 8:19 pm
well i used to thow not anymore
sharp spoons 8:19 pm
i see
you drew them?
d B l 55ci n Co 8:19 pm
yes i did only for the tornadolayzers ones thow
sharp spoons 8:19 pm
ah i see
no big deal
d B l 55ci n Co 8:20 pm
i made it look like they were either having sex or nude kick boxing each other
d B l 55ci n Co 8:21 pm
i still do have them in my box were i keep all my pics for the webs ive done
sharp spoons 8:21 pm
dont let your mom see them!
d B l 55ci n Co 8:21 pm
i wouldnt let her anyway
#25 rammtay
rammbro, what do we do with you? This is going to hurt me just as much as it hurts you bro, but it has to be done. rammbro is a surefire internet bro, but I doubt his bro status in the real world. My reasoning is pretty simple: he spends entirely too much time in the AIM chat talking to himself. He's pretty much active in the chat 24/7, so that doesn't exactly leave much free time for the real world. And like I said, it's not just that he's active in the chat, oftentimes he's the only one there...yet he's still talking...to no one. What's with that? That's not to say that I doubt he'd be a bro in the real world. I'm sure if he went out into it he'd be a standup bro. Perhaps that part of him only comes out during hockey season, though. I know he hits up the bars then! Anyways, great internet bro. rammtay's demeanor and general way of speaking are definitely bro.
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