#30 Extha
Lockes and I had a little trouble deciding whether to include Extha or not. It was no short feat to narrow our list down to 30, but someone had to come in last. Extha’s previous claim to be “bro in training” was a tiny bit concerning as we weren’t sure how much progress he has made. When we considered him, I saw small instances of brodom over the years. He’s no Brohovah’s Witness, but with the proper training and some slight changes, he’d be going up on girls on the reg.
Sorry for the diminutive write-up, but I don't have any stories about Extha that scream "BRO".
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#29 Swift
My how Swift has grown up over the years. I remember a few years back he was one of those timid, anti-alcohol, never getting laid, no self esteem having dudes. He was the opposite of a bro. I'm glad he came to his senses. What we have now is a "borderline bro". He has it, but it' hasn't been fully unleashed onto the world quite yet. Perhaps he's trying a bit too hard. Nevertheless, I'm positive he'll reach his full potential in time.
#28 foolmo
Lockes:
foolbro makes The Bro List pretty easily, but is severely hampered by his fandom of Lady Gaga. No bro in their right mind would willingly listen to Lady Gaga, it's the equivalent of drinking Smirnoff Ice. Why would you ever ice yourself? I bet he drinks that s*** all the time too. And over 2,000 plays? It's bad enough that I questioned myself on his brohood status, but ultimately we decided that he still squeezes into the bottom three.
Commodore:
Foolmo falls into the category of what I like to call an “internet bro”. He has plenty of wit and charisma about him, which I feel translates better online than it might in real life. I know he does have a social life, but I get the vibe he actively does non-bro things. He’s capable of being a bro, I just think he might not want to be. It’s not for everyone. If someone got ahold of foolmo his freshman year and rushed him into frat life and the bro scene, he would have what it takes to succeed. He places low because bro potential isn’t enough if the desire isn’t there. Plus there’s that caution-tape picture. Holy s***. That’s gotta be one of the least bro things I’ve seen in my entire life.
#27 WalrusJump
Oh, hi Walrus. Walrus is someone I don't know too well, but well enough. He definitely gives off the bro vibe. He's joined us on tinychat a few times, and he's in the aim chat from time to time. Pretty cool dude that's real into music and concerts and whatnot. He's someone that should post in iconsience more often. Walrus walks the fine line between "internet bro" and "bro", but only because I don't know him well enough to gauge with 100% certainty that he's a bro. I would assume he is, though. When on tinychat he's usually stoned. Since everyone else drinks beer, that makes him a unique individual among the tinychat crew, and always a welcome addition to the group. And this from Commodore: In his wiki picture, he's wearing a North Face jacket. North Face is pretty bro.
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