Ike/Black Knight over Conker
Ezio/Rodrigo over DK/K Rool
Leon/Ada over Mortal Kombat
Gordon/Breen over Phoenix/Edgeworth
Shepard/Saren over Alucard/Dracula
Pac-Man/Blinky over Crash
Ramza/Delita over Siegfried/Nightmare
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Thanks for reinforcing your stupidity, jerks.
Einstein > You