Heh! Yeah, I don't kill spiders in my house unless they spin their webs in locations that annoy me.
You wanna spin a web in that secluded corner of the hallway I can't even reach without a stepping stool? Fine by me.
Wanna make a web in the attic I don't even dare to enter? Go for it!
... You want to make a web right beside my bathroom toilet so when I take a nightly squat I run the risk of running into you and your sticky web of unpleasantness? F*** you, b****! Eat my shoe!
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