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TopicIf Jon Stewart had a battle of "wits" with our good friend SMuffin
Spark Mandrill
10/05/11 10:24:00 PM
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who would win?

THE BATTLEFIELD:
- A quiet room, one table, both sit opposite of one another. Long enough that neither party can strangle the other.
- Well furnished, very homey.
- Only door in and out is locked and heavily guarded.
- Each contestant must bring their own material.

TERMS OF VICTORY:
- One party is silenced (Due to running out of material/defeat) for over thirty seconds.
- If you request dismissal, you obviously lose.
- If you resort to a personal attack not based on the discussion at hand, or try to rewind the discussion, you will be yellow carded. Any further attempts to do this will disqualify you.
- Words such as "Nazi," "Communist" and "Socialist" carry penalties. If you use one of these words to compare to your opponent's political ideology, you are forced to stay quite for up to two minutes while the "victim" explains to you, calmly, why you're wrong.

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