I like to use sarcasm in only the sexiest of situations.
Me: "Hey girl, let's get freaky."
Girl: "Alright, yeah, let's have sex. We can do it in this super sexy freaky way that you've probably never heard of before. So first you have to put your left leg over my..."
Me: "Oh, like I've never done the ol' Thunder From Down Under before."
Girl: ... :(
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