Oh, didn't see this topic!
My noms:
Solid Snake/Ocelot
Sweet Tooth/Calypso
Frog/Magus
Squall Leonhart/Seifer Almasy
Serge/Lynx
Sora/Riku
Big Boss/The Boss
Crash Bandicoot/Doctor Neo Cortex
Paul Phoenix/Marshall Law
Pikachu/Meowth
Tidus/Jecht
Cao Cao/Liu Bei
Kratos/Ares
Ratchet/Captain Qwark
Chris Redfield/Albert Wesker
Also, I’m not gonna nominate it, but my pick for joke entrant to have a shot at winning it all:
Left Pong Paddle
Right Pong Paddle
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.