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TopicTransformers 3, don't go see it. Literally worse than the second (review)
demonfang178
06/29/11 6:30:00 PM
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ShadowHalo17 posted...
From: demonfang178 | #031
And then god damn Starscream. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he's supposed to be one of the most badass and strongest Decepticons, right? Or something to that effect. He gets killed by, wait for it... f***ing gets killed by SAM. OF ALL PEOPLE. Shia Ledouche actually kills Starscream. With absolutely no help from any Autobot. I was so pissed.

Explain.
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Sam and his Mega Fox replacement were running down an alley sort of thing, and Starscream shows up, and starts attacking, and Sam uses some contraption that an old Autobot dude invented, like a hookshot, and he fired it at Starscream's eye while Mega Fox Replacement was huddled in a corner screaming. And then Starscream flipped out, because the grapple was attached to his eye, and Sam was also attached to the hookshot thing, so Starscream was jumping all over the place, flinging Sam around, then Sam got flung into a window and pulled out a dagger thing that the same Autobot from before also invented, and when he was pulled out the window by a still distraught Starscream, Sam stabbed the dagger into his other eye. After that, Starscream continued to flip out and jump around, while the one main army dude showed up to try and help Sam off the grapple, and they both started getting flung around, until they finally detached it seconds before the dagger exploded, taking Starscream's head and any leftover dignity he had.

Piss me the f*** off.


...But aren't their eyes made of metal or something? And wouldn't the dagger have to be skull**** level deep into the eye to even cause a debateable decapitation? That...I dunno. Maybe movies making sense is a dying art or something.
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