Jeff: "If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?"
Jordan: "I would be a squirrel."
Jeff: "You could be any animal in the whole world, and you'd be a squirrel?"
Jordan: "What's wrong with a squirrel?! They hang out in neighborhoods and stuff!"
Jeff: "A squirrel..."
Jordan: "Yeah. A squirrel or a dog. I would wanna be an inside dog."
Jeff: *facepalm* "...What kind of aspirations do you have for yourself?"
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