Or anyone else who lives in the knoxville area, I suppose. This entire thing happened so fast that I'm still not sure whats happening but the thing is called "swagfest" so I'm expecting a ton of free crap.
For those who clicked on this topic wondering WTF Swagfest is: http://swagfestknoxville.com/default.aspx
Basically, people started making fun of this lawyer who's been on every billboard, bus, and commerical for years with memes, and the guy just embraced it and decided to throw a giant party called swagfest. It's become the event of the month.
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