Well now that you've explained everything it's pretty easy. Up until that post we were left completely in the dark, with no idea how you came across the Red Baron pizza, what your motivations were, or why you were eating such old pizza. It's all clear now thanks to your really awesome post.
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chumbucketeer fills cups like double-Ds.
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