From: Theon_Greyjoy | #018
Because somehow your dick has more germs on it than the rest of your body.
It's good to regularly wash your hands but there's no reason you should have to do it after taking a piss.
Then really, I should be washing my dick before I pee rather than washing my hands after I pee.
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