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5 -Mr. McCormick simultaneously puking and s***ting because of Kenny hurting him in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" - one of the funniest SP moments ever.
4 -Mr. McCormick trying to rekindle a friendship with Gerald in "Chickenpox"
3 -Serving frozen waffles with no side-dishes for dinner in "Chickenpox"
2 -Mr. Mccormick reading the letter for money in "Quintuplets 2000"
1 -Giving birth to another Kenny, first seen in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
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